I've been waiting for this, teasing, hoping, wishing, dreaming for it to happen. After so long, growing weary with anticipation. But this dog's day has finally arrived.
I have begun my epic blogquest.

Also? Em Effing Double Down Time. Bitches.
In honor of my blog, I am consuming a handheld heart attack. "Ha ha ha ha" he hollered, hands held high in the heat of his home. Sorry, I sometimes vomit alliteration.
So I'm not really a fan of this color scheme, but what can you expect? They asked me to pick a template, these were the names of the choices:
- Simple
- Picture Window
- Watermark
- Ethereal
- Travel
- Awesome Inc.
What did they think I would pick?
Update: They didn't wrap this double down in a wrapper. Which I think is needed. Because, you know, the grease and whatnot.
Still, its pretty dang delicious.
You hear a noise ahead of you from behind the bushes. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Obvious exits are NORTH and WEST.
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