I've been waiting for this, teasing, hoping, wishing, dreaming for it to happen. After so long, growing weary with anticipation. But this dog's day has finally arrived.
I have begun my epic blogquest.
Also? Em Effing Double Down Time. Bitches.
In honor of my blog, I am consuming a handheld heart attack. "Ha ha ha ha" he hollered, hands held high in the heat of his home. Sorry, I sometimes vomit alliteration.
So I'm not really a fan of this color scheme, but what can you expect? They asked me to pick a template, these were the names of the choices:
- Simple
- Picture Window
- Watermark
- Ethereal
- Travel
- Awesome Inc.
What did they think I would pick?
Update: They didn't wrap this double down in a wrapper. Which I think is needed. Because, you know, the grease and whatnot.
Still, its pretty dang delicious.
You hear a noise ahead of you from behind the bushes. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Obvious exits are NORTH and WEST.
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>Head West
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>Go West
ReplyDeleteYou go WEST. Or maybe you head that way. There is a clearing with some rocks. Obvious exits are NORTH, WEST, SOUTH, EAST.
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>Examine rocks
ReplyDeleteYou look at the rocks. They look pretty nice. Actually, better than nice. These are some dang fine looking rocks. You wish you could put them in a museum or something.
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>Get rocks
ReplyDeleteYou attempt to gather as many rocks as you can safely carry. You're sure the museum curator will go ape-shit over these rocks.
ReplyDeleteDang. Seriously. These are the best rocks ever.
As you are scrounging for rocks, you also find a solid wooden CLUB.
(Inventory: Rocks | CLUB)
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>Go south
ReplyDeleteYou come to the coast line. This is a peninsula. There is nothing of interest here. Obvious exits are NORTH.
ReplyDeleteThrow the club into the water its heavy and you need more room to get more rocks when you head back north.
ReplyDelete(lol No David! I will do no such thing!)
ReplyDelete>Go North
There is a clearing with slightly fewer rocks. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, EAST.
ReplyDelete>Get rocks
ReplyDeleteMore dang rocks? You cant be serious. How are you supposed to carry more of these fantastic rocks? Seriously now. Stop messing with me. I'm just a game. Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, and WEST.
ReplyDelete>Go North
ReplyDeleteYou enter an average looking area with no distinguishing features. To the EAST, you can hear what sounds like a Grue. To the NORTH, you can hear what sounds like laughter. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
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Hahaha. The comments are hilarious.
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>Go North
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